I was in Melbourne over the weekend and really appreciated having so many excellent food choices! And by food choices, I mean junk food. Bendigo has great produce but it’s a bit light on the ground for mock meats and greasy vegan goods.
Thursday night was
aduki’s
A Soup For All Seasons book launch in Collingwood. It was a fantastic night as usual and the book is gorgeous, I can’t wait to get into the recipes. I was working the book table:

(Missing from picture: a pile of
La Panella party-sized sausage rolls, which went down a bomb with the vegos and omnis alike.)
On Friday I was moseying towards
FAD Gallery, thinking I should probably eat before I started drinking, when I passed
Ten Ren Tea Time, a Taiwanese cafe selling tea and meals. I remembered from
where’s the beef? that this place has vego options so popped in for a quick meal. The vego menu was small and cheap and I was assured there was no dairy or egg in the curry rendang so I went with that.

It comes as a little set! Yes, I’m easily pleased. The ‘meat’ was the usual tender glutenous fare and pretty tasty. The sauce was a little fiery for me and unfortunately somewhat oily. I ended up picking out the meat and eating that with rice. The accompanying salads were kind of bland in a good way and included green beans, tofu and cabbage, and corn and mushroom - but they all tasted sameish. It was a pretty decent meal for under $9.
On Saturday morning I went to hang out with the hipsters at
Mag Nation for a coffee and wifi fix.

I do love that place. And they do amazing soy coffee - bonus points. It’s astounding how many baristas don’t know how to pour a simple soy latte, but that’s a rant for another time (and don’t even get me started on charging more for soy…). Plus they’re still stocking
The Sex Mook on their counter and have sold over 60 copies in a mere six months. Did I mention that I love them?
Later in the day I ducked out of the
Emerging Writers’ Festival to lunch with a poet at
The Organic Food and Wine Deli. It was another first for me but it took me but a minute to decide what to eat - a beetroot and hommus sandwich on spelt bread. I love how everything is clearly marked vegan or gluten-free and whatever. The sandwich was really tasty but the coffee was kind of ordinary. It was good but it cost over $12; for that price a little salad with the sandwich would have been nice.

That night I went to an event called Scrabble at Fed Square’s BMW Edge. It was a spoken word/performance gig inspired by the lyrics of classic Paul Kelly songs. Interesting premise, but really, was I ever not going to a show that advertised that a ‘Scrabble Bar will be open until the conclusion of the show’? I think not.

Stand-outs for me were drag king Beau Heartbreaker and comedian librarian Nick Earls. (Although the next day there was a fiery discussion about how Earls’ exploits geek culture by hamming up his geek/librarian/indie credentials; too funny.) I got to imagine the sound that a full stop would be and nearly wet my pants laughing at a play featuring an ashtray and a door. Plus lots of other funny stuff but my memory is a little hazy towards the end… though I did stop at
Lord Of The Fries on the way home to try their new nuggets:

They are juicy on the inside and crispy fried on the outside, but they are tiny! Bite-sized would be pushing it descriptively, even. Supposedly it’s 8 nuggets for $3.95 but when I ordered them I got about 12 little pieces.
On Sunday morning I picked up breakky/lunch for the zine fair at
Flinder’s Organics. The Fuji’s were fresh and crunchy, and the date and almond slice super-sweet and nutty. The Cob’s popcorn I couldn’t resist. Yes, it’s ridiculously expensive but I love the sweet/salty flavour and have been unable to replicate it at home! Usually I just drown my popcorn in nooch.

My food-filled weekend ended back at Lord Of The Fries when I introduced a Sydney vego to the magic of their burgers. I didn’t think I’d ever say this, but I think I’m junk-fooded out. Roll on the soup.
Ten Ren Tea TimeTen Ren Tea Time, 146 Swanston Street, Melbourne
Mag Nation, 88 Elizabeth Street, Melbourne
The Organic Food and Wine Deli, 28 Degraves Street, Melbourne
Lord of the Frieds, Cnr Flinders & Elizabeth Street, Melbourne
Flinder’s Organics, 260 Flinders Street, Melbourne