It’s easy really. You just need to write an article like this: Why are these vegans sent to plague us?

It’s so stupid and so clearly, so desperately trying to get a rise that it’s barely even worth commenting on. But I will make a small note about this paragraph:

The problem is with zealotry. When a vegetarian comes to dinner, I wouldn’t feed them meat, nor would I lecture them on the benefits of doing so. Because, if there’s one thing worse than having high-minded zealots jam their dogma down your throat, it’s when they want to do it literally.

The funny thing is, I only know one vego who is in-your-face and preachy (and that vego is also preachy about other things, so I don’t necessarily think it’s a vego thing, more a personality thing). But the number of times I’ve had meat-eaters lecture me about veganism, tell me rudely how unhealthy it is, or go on at length defending their food choices (it’s always about the organic chicken!) is literally uncountable. This article is another prime example. I love that he talks about jamming dogma down throats in an article where he is attempting to jam dogma down throats. Oh the irony.

And of course he’s an ex-vegetarian. Of course.

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