It was hilarious when I walked into the festival club on the first day of TINA and saw this massive poster of my book cover. Last night I made a friend steal it for me – because I don’t want the world to know about my enormous ego and was scared I would be sprung if I took it for myself. But then I was holding it and a guy came up and said ‘Is that your book cover?’. So naturally I lied and said ‘No’. What I should have said is ‘What’s your number?’ because he was quite cute. Drunken TINA (mis)adventures #10298373.